VANESSA KAYO

Not recommended for under-15s.

Finding love when you've grown up between Cinderella and Simone de Beauvoir...

Vanessa is finally a fulfilled woman: a great job, a great teenager, and a new man in her life, a perfect blond Dutchman, after a never-ending series of drags. Perhaps the man of her life at last?

Psycho-test: is this show for you?
Apparently, every ball and chain in the world has got together to be your boyfriend.
You motivate yourself to go for a run and stick to your schedule, then you bump into your girlfriend Caro (and it's all over).
? You used to read a lot, now you watch videos of cats being scared by cucumbers.
? You practise positive parenting, but not every day.
? You "work on yourself" to become "the best version of yourself", but some days you spend 5 hours watching Netflix.

Results: Have you ticked any boxes? Well done! You can come!
Didn't tick anything? Come anyway, you never know, you might laugh (plus I've got to pay my tax and feed my teenager).

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